Cardio Goth: I Run So I Can Feel Dead

Endorphins are a lie. This vintage-inspired tee is made for the ghost in the gym who hits the treadmill just to match the emotional rot inside. Featuring a skeleton in short shorts and the battle cry:
“I run so I can feel dead on the outside too.”
Ideal for horror himbos, emotionally unavailable sprinters, and anyone running from their feelings (and doing it cute).